Wednesday, February 26, 2014

Taco Bell to Offer Breakfast Starting in March

Behold, the waffle breakfast taco. This is the spearhead of Taco Bell's impending foray into the fast-food breakfast battle field. A field dominated by McDonald's. The waffle taco is part of a complete breakfast menu. It's eggs and cheese, wrapped in a sausage or bacon, wrapped in a waffle, and covered in syrup. A Taco Bell spokesperson stated that they hope to be a "Strong Number 2" in the fast-food breakfast space. I think people who speak for Taco Bell should be more careful about inadvertent poop puns.

Taco Bell will also serve their breakfast later, until 11:00 a.m. McDonald's serves breakfast until 10:30 but is considering pushing that to 11:00 as well.

But I think if Taco Bell wants to make serious money with their waffle taco, they should serve it after 11:00 p.m.. Especially on Fridays and Saturdays. This item has drunken indulgence written all over it.

The same goes for breakfast at McDonald's. Serve these items to people driving home from bars on weekend nights. Hash browns, McMuffins, waffle tacos. I kind of want to get drunk right now just to eat a whole mess of breakfast crap. Covered in Buffalo sauce.