Saturday, December 24, 2016

Patriots-Jets Drinking Game: Christmas Eve Edition

Ho Ho Ho!!! Merry Christmas!!! And what better way to celebrate the holidays than to imbibe some Christmas spirits while watching the Patriots (hopefully) ruin yet another Christmas for the Jets. By playing this game you will ensure that you will be given a massive hangover as a present from Old St. Nick, and perhaps some severe liver damage or a trip to the hospital for a stomach pump. 

Here's a drinking game to play while watching the Patriots steal Christmas from the Jets, Grinch style. And similar to the Grinch, if you play this game your liver will grow three sizes this day...

Everytime a commentator says:
"Happy" or "Merry" = take 1 drink from a beer
"Holidays" or "Christmas" = 1 drink
"Hanukkah" = take 8 drinks
"Rivalry" = 1 drink
"New" (as in New York and New England) = 1 drink
"AFC East" = 1 drink
"Holly" = 1 drink
"Jolly" = 1 drink
"Rain" = 1 drink
"Snow" = 1 drink
"Brandon" = 1 drink
"Malcolm" = 1 drink
"Marshall" = 1 drink
"Jones" = 1 drink
"Tis" = 1 drink
"The season" = 1 drink
"Season's greetings" = 1 drink

Anytime this is on screen:
Video of the Jets losing = 1 drink
A Santa hat = 1 drink
Santa = 1 drink, 2 cookies, glass of milk
Snow (fake or real) = 1 drink
Christmas tree = 1 drink
Wreath = 1 drink
Ugly Christmas sweater = 1 drink
A fireplace = 1 drink per log
A player or coach's family = 1 drink per family member
Christmas lights = 1 drink
Candle = 1 drink per candle (lit candles only so watch those Menorahs)
Reindeer = 1 drink per reindeer
Grinch = 1 drink
Darelle Revis = 1 drink (bonus points if you're drinking an island/tropical drink)
Bill Belichick = 1 drink and last person to say "Bah Humbug" has to finish their beer
Rob Gronkowski = finish your beer and spike the container (bonus points if it's glass)
Robert Kraft = 1 drink
Robert Kraft talking to someone = drink the entire time he's talking

Anytime this happens:
The Jets do something stupid = 1 drink
Cyrus Jones does something stupid = 1 drink
Cyrus Jones isn't on the field at a time he had been in the past = 1 shot of liquor
Cyrus Jones is actually on the field = entire beer + 2 shots of liquor
Touchback = 1 drink
Kickoff return = drink during entire return
Matthew Slater makes a special teams tackle = 1 drink
Brady throws to Edelman = 1 drink
Gostkowski misses a kick = 1 shot of liquor
A runningback catches a pass = 1 drink
LeGarrette Blount runs the ball = 1 drink + 1 hit from a blunt
Malcolm Butler breaks up a pass = finish your beer
Devin McCourty makes a big hit = finish your beer
Patriots go no huddle = drink each snap
Tom Brady points out the "Mike" = 1 drink (bonus points for drinking Mike's Hard Lemonade but only if you're a girl, negative points for guys)
Brady says "Alpha milk" = 1 drink (bonus points if you're drinking a White Russian)

So get lubed up, enjoy the game, Merry Holidays to all and to all a good night!!!!!!