Friday, May 09, 2008


This is breaking, earth-shattering, life-changing news that needs your full and complete attention!

Matt Walsh has shown the NFL that the New England Patriots have videotaped opponents' hand signals from the sideline!!!

Regained consciousness yet?

I'm as stunned as you are, folks. Matt Walsh has submitted tapes of signals dating back to 2000. In total, he has eight tapes. Reportedly, he also has betting slips showing that Pete Rose bet on sports. He's also got evidence to suggest that Jose Conseco used performance enhancing drugs. And finally, Walshy suspects that OJ Simpson is guilty of murder.

Let's keep an eye on Sherlock Walsh, folks. There's no telling what mysteries and secrets he might uncover.

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