Thursday, December 23, 2010
F-E-E-T FEET FEET FEET
In case you haven't heard, there's been some foot fetish videos unearthed, that star a woman who looks remarkably like Rex Ryan's wife. And they include the voice of a man, sounding similar to Ryan, remarking how beautiful the woman's feet are, even asking to smell them.
I haven't seen the video, and I don't really want to. To me, the most devastating proof that Rexy's involved is his response to questions over the videos:
"It's a personal matter."
Wow! Has Rex Ryan ever answered a questions as if he were an adult? This is Mr. Reality TV. He's not denying it. He's not saying "it's a prank." And we're still waiting to hear his special teams coach accuse Bill Belichick of having a foot fetish.
This is just a funny story to me. And it's kind of stupid. Why, while you're a coordinator for an NFL team, are you and your wife posting weird feet videos on the internet?
The opportunity for humor and bad puns is endless. They stretch for miles and miles (5,280 feet). Some examples:
Rex Ryan's favorite goddamned snack is fruit by the foot.
Some people ask Dr. Ruth for sex advice, Rex goes to Dr. Scholl's.