SHAUGHNESSY AWARD FOR WORST SPORTSWRITER OF THE YEAR

I'll be honest, nobody really stuck out this year. So even though he's not really a writer much, in spirit he is still eligible for this award. So the winner of the Shaughnessy Award is...

Michael Holley



I used to be able to listen to Dale & Holley while riding my exercise bike. But I got sick of them, and crossed over to the darkside (FM) from 10 to 2. Holley is so pretentious. He never argues about the actual point of a discussion. He comes up with retarded ways to phrase things. He asks lame-brained token sports-talk questions. And he pauses...


at least twice...


every sentence...


for no reason.

I hate you Michael Holley.